What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle