What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle