What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll