What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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Niagara Falls

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll