How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.