How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.