Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex