Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield