Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.