Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football