Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football