What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.