Alphabet Soup Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?

Alphabet Soup.

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"