Waiter: Probably learning to read.
ltORIGINAL> He Reddit
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
He tips well.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
With 26 characters he met at a party.
Times New Ramen
