Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.