Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.