Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*