One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
I don't care. You pick
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
It depends on Deus Voltage
wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
Miss ewe!"
Look mom, an angel!
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Disburse!
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!