Outlaws are wanted people
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A small medium at large.
an ill eagle
My mother-in-law.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
More than one mother-in-law.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Put them inside a woman's body.
Law suits!
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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A degree in law.
Om's Law.
Women Say the Darndest Things
One of them is actually wanted!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
A small medium at large
Disburse!
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
He married his cousin.
Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Two mothers-in-law.
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
You pull the trigger again.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
A: It broke the law of gravity!
The Law of the jungle!
A Small Medium at Large
Dual air bags.
Almond the side of the law ! Kn
Because it's easier than running from the law.
WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
Hmm No risk do both.
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
not enough sand.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
The law of gravity
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A brotha-in-law
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Covers tracks
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Because they don't like Nice people.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
A pHD
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
Because he doesn't believe in using quantum
Because they have durian...
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Rice-is
Put a steering wheel in front of them
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
A cuckoo clock.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
