Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms