Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.