Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!