When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.