When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"