When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."