They should at least take a shot at it
Because jail is free.
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
They pig out.
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!