Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it