Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink?

Incredible mulk

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians