How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.