One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Dirty looks from the mouse !
By trying to jump rope.
A nigloo
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
How many did it take last year
One
removed
A: Cocaine.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Because he needed a poo.
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"