One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Don't touch my marbles.
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
25 to Life.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
They were both shot in Vegas!
Whedon?
She needs the other to moan.
NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
A: So the cops can find the handles.
