How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"