Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.