What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

Chinese Tourist Jokes More Chinese Tourist Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians