What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What do you call an annoying Chinese chef?

A Woky Talky

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Chinese Tourist Jokes More Chinese Tourist Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.