What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.