Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis