Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "