Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.