Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.