Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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Because they're shellfish!!!

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians