Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.