Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians