Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P