Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.