Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!