Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.