What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.