What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.