What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"