What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.