How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

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What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.