How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!