What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.