a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
God bless America.
Because they are ugly and they stink !
To blow of a little steam
C4 yourself!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
The tomato was in a can.
The handycap.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.