What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ?

Because they are ugly and they stink !

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.