What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!