How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.