Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their