Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little