STUPID AMERICAN!
At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A mahjong face
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Swigonometry.
Mean.
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
A pHD
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
