What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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They lack chemistry.

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He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

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Barium

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!