How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.