How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.