Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
One Brazillion.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Because all proper tea is theft.
He didn't have a ruler!