Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.