Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.