Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.