Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either