Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses