Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Previous Random Joke Next

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.