Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

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