Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.