What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)