What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Who Went to The North Pole?

He isn't doing so hot.

Icebreaker Jokes More Icebreaker Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.