Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.