Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare