Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare