Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Where do people with one leg work at?

and what are the employees names?

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D