Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us