Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D