Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.