Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare