Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?

A Moooooslim!!

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.