Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D