Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D