Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.