Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

West Jokes More West Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.