Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.