Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.