Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.