Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."