Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.