Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.