Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.