Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.