Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.