Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

China Jokes More China Jokes

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.