Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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Because of the towel ban.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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China get something done.

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One copper coin, two dwarves.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.