Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour