Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!