Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."