Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster