What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.