What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!