What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.