What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.