What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.