What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!