What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden