What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.