What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.