What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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Soy milk.

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A sourpuss !

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.