Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!