Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted