Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted