Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted