Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted