Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted