Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
An egg gets laid
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Borders
My bike :(
Because he's no good at shaving.
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Sasquats