What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"