What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

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Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"