What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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As Dallast resort.

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It was selling coke.

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Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.