What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe