Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.