Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it