Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears