What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.