What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR