What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.