What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.