What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!