What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator