What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.