What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR