Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss