What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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