What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Stock Broker Jokes More Stock Broker Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!